Gemini Blue

Evangelical wiccans? Oh, great. “The trees in your front yard want you to stop touching yourself.”

From the comment section of this post on Hit & Run.

around here because, well, I just haven’t had the time to waste behind a keyboard to let you know how things around here.

Going around to other blogs seems like everyone’s doing ok and you haven’t missed me.

ATTENTION:

I’m to busy to fuck with you today.
You’ll have to go fuck yourself.

but would gasoline hurry the hell up and pass the $3 mark? Just for a day?

Why?

I’m frickin’ tired of reading this bullshit:

Though both the AAA and Lundberg Survey reported record highs for gasoline, prices remain below their all-time highs when inflation is taken into account. According to Lundberg, gas prices were the equivalent of $3 a gallon during the Iranian revolution in the early 1980’s.

Fine. Gas hasn’t reached it’s all time high yet. But do we need to append this frickin’ paragraph on every damn article about high gas prices? We already KNOW gas was out the ass back then. We know we’re paying through the nose now.

GET. OVER. IT.

and I’m in the hand basket.

All around me people’s lives are in upheaval. Relationships are splitting at a record pace — maybe because, IMHO, people aren’t allowing them to allowing them to grow and change. I can’t tell you about the number of times I’ve dated someone (I’ll be realistic here — the number of times I’ve been in a relationship with someone) and watched it all fall to shambles because the other person didn’t want it to change, and in preventing the natural growth and development, ended up strangling it to death.

No one likes change — in fact, one of the most often heard phrases is “if it could only be as it once was — but believe me, it can’t, it won’t, and it’s best that that it never be that.

The hardest part of love isn’t the letting go. The hardest part of love is seeing that person, at whatever time after the relationship ends, and they’re with someone else and they’re happy. Happy in a way that you were never able to make them. That’s the hardest part of love. That’s when you fall back and say “why couldn’t I do that?” Or “they never were that way around me…”

Light a candle, move on. The time just wasn’t right for the two of you.

Was talking to the site owner who passed this one along. Pissed me off royally.

Seems he knows someone who owns a business. Business is down at the moment, but instead of saving money, what happens? The fool runs up a $7K charge card bill by taking his family out to eat at exclusive, expensive restaurants. His wife runs up close to a grand at a local gas station (for ONE MONTH ONLY) as well as a food bill for five people (not counting what was part of that 7K) for the house of close to $1500.

Now, they’re having to cut hours and personnel back at the company he owns.

Excuse the hell out of me, but since when did people not take a look at what was coming in as to what was going out? How does one person run up a grand a month in gasoline? It costs me about 150 a month, and I have to drive 55 miles a day to get to my job and back.

There comes a time when you need to use your head for something other than a hat rack. Of course, that’s asking too much when you’re cash rich and brains poor.

If you’re one of us who likes to fly, and appreciates WiFi, good news. Continental Airlines is providing frequent flyers with free WiFi.

The bad news is Logan International Airport in Boston is suing to stop them, as they claim it’s a “security issue.”

Bullshit. The real reason they’re suing is because they (Logan International) wants to charge, and Continental would be cutting into their “profits.”

Airport, airline argue over wireless

By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN
Associated Press Writer

BOSTON (AP) — Logan International Airport is trying to block Continental Airlines from providing free wireless Internet access to its frequent fliers - a service for which the airport charges $7.95 - calling it a threat to security.

The Massachusetts Port Authority, which operates Logan, claims Continental’s Wireless Fidelity, or “Wi-Fi,” service has interfered with other wireless devices, but did not give specifics.

Continental rejects the claim and argues Massport cannot legally restrict its use of the technology. The Houston-based airline filed a complaint with the Federal Communications Commission.

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Oh! That baby’s name is on the “do not fly” list. They may be a terrorist and hiding a bomb in their diaper!

Sound stupid? Unfortunately, it’s true.

Babies caught up in ‘no-fly’ confusion

By LESLIE MILLER
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) — Infants have been stopped from boarding planes at airports throughout the U.S. because their names are the same as or similar to those of possible terrorists on the government’s “no-fly list.”

It sounds like a joke, but it’s not funny to parents who miss flights while scrambling to have babies’ passports and other documents faxed.
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

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Why the fcuk did this get in my inbox?

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name Ekaterina. I very much would like to get acquainted with the good person, it is possible for creation of family. And now I shall tell to you about myself to me 29 years slightly. I very much like to visit various exhibitions, theatres to walk on park, and also I am engaged in section of shaping. If you knew as difficultly to find good the man in Russia you see at Russian men on the first place work, drinking of alcoholic drinks, very often meetings with friends and as you already likely have guessed to us to girls and children they practically do not give attention, and I very much would like to find very close person that it loved me and our children. And now I to you shall tell as I have decided to get acquainted through the Internet. Much to our regret at me houses are not present the computer and me to have to write to you from the Internet of cafe. Two years back my best girlfriend has got acquainted with the man from USA they corresponded and after that she has arrived to it , and now they have son, and this pair can be envied only. As that time I sat at home and having recollected this case too have decided to try to find to myself good the man you see when she came in Russia with the husband and the son she told to me about USA and spoke that in this country very good people. And as I already to you wrote to me 29 years I live in city Kazan, I live with mum and the sister, and my father have killed on war in the Chechen Republic 1997. I very much hope that you has interested my letter. Please do not pay attention to mistakes which I may be I shall admit you see for the first time I get acquainted through the Internet and I worry not much. If you want to write to me then write to me on this e-mail: katya_katenka with impatience shall look forward to hearing from you to me and if you write to me I necessarily in the following letter I shall send to you the photo. With hope for your answer Ekaterina.