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    Daniel’s home; like your evil twin, but with an attitude.
 
Well, welcome to another blog on the block April 20th, 2006

A Question of Honour seems to be showing promise as a new blog. So go and check him out. Besides, his name is Danny as well!

Here You Go March 13th, 2006

A very important question (Not safe for work or prudes)

Well now. February 22nd, 2006

There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, “Damn, that sonofabitch can drive”, then spit, “Damn, that sonofabitch can drive”, then spit, “Damn that sonofabitch can drive”… then spit.

 A man sits down next to him and asks him, “What’s going on here? You keep saying, “Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit.”

“Well,” says the guy, “my friend just got a brand new sports car, so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So, I say sure, why not? He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He’s pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we’re picking up speed and the road is all twisty and curvy. We’re going faster and faster, and it’s hard to stay on the road. I’ve got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I’m pleading with him to do something!! We’re going about 90 mph now, with a sheer cliff on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side, an 18 wheeler truck right on our butts, and an overturned motor home right in front of us. Well, I figure this is it! I just knew we were gonna die! So I turned to him and said, “Buddy, if you can get us outta this, I’ll give you the best damn blow job you’ve ever had!”

He paused … then spit. “DAMN, THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN DRIVE!!!”

I’ve not been ignoring you November 11th, 2005

I’ve been busier than hell. Still am, actually. But here, have a laugh on me.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked ‘If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?’

‘That’s correct’, responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, ‘Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?’

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class… and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor’s reply was classic…Totally straight-faced he answered her question, ‘It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.

The truth comes out September 28th, 2005

Someone thinking? September 9th, 2005

I have a friend who evacuated from New Orleans; he and his family are safe. He mentioned something to me on the phone Monday that ended up being in someone’s script:

Louisana Senator Mary Landrieu faulted Bush for failing to recognize the severity of the situation when the levees broke, noting that public service announcements featuring the Mr. Bill clay animation character have been warning about such a scenario for two years.

“We know the president said ‘I don’t think anyone anticipated the break of the levee.’ Everybody anticipated the break of the levee, Mr. President,” she said. “How can it be that Mr. Bill was better informed than Mr. Bush?”

That’s simply because Mr. Bill is less of a puppet than Mr. Bush. Of course, all you lefties are going to latch on to this as gospel, and all you righties are going to claim it’s unfair to (1) bash a republican because democrats do that all the time and (2) Bush and his administration are in no way responsible for any of this; it had to be the fault of those who are in the state and city.

Get over yourselves. It was a massive break down from the bottom to the top. You all are culpable.

There’s a reason I don’t quote news September 8th, 2005

For one thing, after hearing the same story over and over and over it tends to bore the shit out of me.

I was reading the online version of the Virginian Pilot today, however, and came across something that those who are pointing fingers in the wake of Katrina need to pay attention to:

Perspective on Isabel arrives, two years later
By KERRY DOUGHERTY, The Virginian-Pilot
© September 8, 2005

Embarrassing, isn’t it?

All the kvetching we did a couple of years ago after Hurricane Isabel.

Woe was us.

Most of us didn’t have power. For about a week!

There were hardships, too: No hot showers. No cold beers. No air conditioning.

Trees were down. Houses hit. Streets flooded. But people weren’t stranded on their rooftops waiting for rescue.

Katrina puts it all in perspective.

If anything good can come out of this miserable storm, maybe the next few times authorities order evacuations, people may actually leave.

Then again, maybe not.

With time, even the chaos of Katrina will fade away. And we’ll be back to the fiction that government can take care of everything.

Nothing could be further from fact.

Hurricane Katrina wasn’t just the perfect storm. It was the perfect storm, accompanied by a harmonic convergence of governmental ineptitude.

At every level.

Let’s start with the city of New Orleans, shall we?

It’s unfathomable that officials in a city with the topography of a salad bowl – and more than 77,000 households without cars – would make virtually no effort to drive people out of town as a Category 5 storm was buzz-sawing up the gulf.

Instead, the city invited those who couldn’t flee to walk to the Superdome. Apparently they were supposed to bring their own provisions.

Do you suppose any of these municipal Mensa members ever walked a mile lugging a gallon of water? Do you think they’d ever done it while carrying babies and hanging onto toddlers and dragging all their worldly possessions with them?

That decision was beyond stupid. It was deadly.

It’s inexplicable now that we’ve seen aerial shots of hundreds of swamped New Orleans buses neatly parked in rows.

NBC estimates that those school and city buses could have shuttled 13,000 to safety before the storm struck.

Somebody someday is going to have to explain why that didn’t happen.

Things were no better at the state level.

No one seems to know why the governor of Louisiana didn’t activate the National Guard days before the hurricane hit. Maybe she hoped some kind of voodoo magic might keep her state safe.

Then there is the embarrassing Federal Emergency Management Agency. Headed – surely not for long – by Michael Brown.

As the storm chewed up the Gulf Coast, “Brownie” was a busy man. You couldn’t turn on the television news without seeing FEMA’s chief giving reassuring interviews.

By nightfall Brown looked appropriately concerned and bedraggled.

All that nose powdering. Those studio lights. It can wear a man down.

The hero of the hurricane? Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore. Every time you see his beret with those three gold stars, you know there is at least one person with a brain – and a heart and common sense – in charge in New Orleans.

Maybe he’ll run for vice president in 2008. On a “Take Charge” ticket with Rudy Giuliani.

Not likely, though.

So there are only a couple things we can do: Give generously to charities helping hurricane victims. Prepare thoroughly for our next storm.

And if authorities say it’s time to leave, get to high ground and take someone who doesn’t have a car with you.

Even if you aren’t in line for a direct hit. Let’s not forget that this hurricane ravaged Mississippi and parts of Alabama as well as New Orleans.

Come to think of it, those were Mississippi linemen who got the power back to my neighborhood after that squall called Isabel.

Oh, how we complained. Oh, how lucky we were.

Reach Kerry at (757) 446-2306 or kerry.dougherty@cox.net.

How I’m beginnign to Feel September 6th, 2005

Hurricane report from Foamy the squirrel. (Language warning)

Bastards! September 1st, 2005

When what to my wandering eyes should appear, but this post over at Silver Blue’s. Seems that he has a friend, Neil, who sent the article on how the suffering of Hurricane Katrina victims isn’t enough.

I’m all for changes to laws when they do good. Above all, they should do no harm. I’m sure that then Congress, in it’s frickin’ finite wisdom, decided to change the Code, they were acting on the pay of large credit corporations who have enabled Americans to over extend themselves to the point of not even owning the blood that may be gushing out of their slit wrists from high interest rates, foreclosures, and the like. Individuals that have medical emergencies (or cancer treatments, or the like) are similarly fucked. After all, businesses can’t continue to turn high profits if people can declare bankruptcy and keep their house, or a car, or some shadow of a life.

But now that Katrina has caused death, havoc, destruction, devastation, (plague, locusts and dark of night remain to be experienced), one of the (perhaps) unintentional side effects is to ram the shaft in those victims who have lost the most, in most cases, everything. By the time the Code changes on October 17, those who have been displaced, disowned, disenfranchised, disenchanted, and disheartened will also find despair. Sorry victims, but you’re twice fucked. And don’t think we’re going to use any lube. Or kiss you afterward. Obviously you brought this destruction on yourself by not supporting Supreme Comrade Bush not planning far enough in advance to have an equal amount set aside to pay off everything that you’ve lost. Better yet, they’re going to be told “It’s your own damn fault for owing for anything in the first place.”

May someone with an iron boot kick the shit out of our legislators until they finally see why “absolute power corrupts absolutely.” Quit listening to big business and their donations, and try to frickin’ remember what it was like to be a regular citizen…. one who now has nothing to go back to — no job, no house, in some cases, no family; then look and try to figure out why the suicide rate is steadily increasing two, four, eight months after the reconstruction begins. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. These people are starting with zero and really appear to have nothing to lose — except what the government will be taking from them in punishment via the Bankruptcy Code.

I hope they find it damn hard to sleep at night.

Your Deep Thought August 31st, 2005

There are no stupid questions..But there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.